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Zero Days Since Last Fart Men's T Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Made-to-Order Graphic Apparel – Bold & Comfortable
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.
Why This Stands Out
- 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
- 🧵 Not Your Average Blank – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.
- 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.
Material Details
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Size & Color Options
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and you’re all set!
Delivery & Handling
- ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!
🛒 Visit HappyPodTees.com for more styles. Crafted with care, delivered with love.