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The Onion: Midwest Discovered! Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Original Design โ Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print
Real talk: lifeโs too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildanยฎ blanks โ vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.
๐ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโll craft it to order.
Why This Stands Out
- ๐จ Print That Pops โ DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling โ just bold, vivid color.
- ๐งต Comfort-Level: 10/10 โ Gildanยฎ blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
- ๐ Throw It On & Go โ Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
- ๐บ๐ธ From American Farms โ US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Material Details
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton โ airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Pick Your Color & Size
Reference the charts below before you order:


- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery Info
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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