Original Frog Im Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me The Table Chairs Are Bullies Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite

Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.

📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.

The Good Stuff

• 🎨 No Cheap Print Here – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
• 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
• 👕 Your New Daily Driver – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
• 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Fabric Breakdown

• Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
• Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
• Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Pick Your Color & Size

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
2. Check the size chart for measurements.
3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

Shipping & Returns

• ✅ Made in: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns aren’t available, but reach out if you need any help – we’ve got you.

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