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Original Cat I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Lactose It Makes My Tummy Hurt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite
Real talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks – vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.
📸 Don’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 Zero Compromise – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.
- 🧵 Not Your Average Blank – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.
- 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.
Materials & Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Choose Your Style
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and you’re all set!
Shipping Details
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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