I Closed My Book To Be Here Funny, Sarcastic Sweatshirt

I Closed My Book To Be Here Funny, Sarcastic Sweatshirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Unisex T-Shirt / Black / S
$18.94
Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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I Closed My Book To Be Here Funny, Sarcastic Sweatshirt

I Closed My Book To Be Here Funny, Sarcastic Sweatshirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$18.94
Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Wearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®

That feeling when someone stops you and says “yo, where’d you get that?” – that’s what this is. Premium Gildan® cotton, DTG-printed so the colors hit different and never fade. Your new go-to, trust us.

📸 Seeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • 🧵 Feels Like a Hug – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
  • 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
  • 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Material Details

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Your Perfect Match

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

Delivery & Handling

  • Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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