Turns Out I'm A Bitch Women's T Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ Your New Everyday Favorite
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildanยฎ blanks โ the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
๐ธ Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout โ every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
The Good Stuff
- ๐จ No Cheap Print Here โ We donโt do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG โ ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
- ๐งต Premium Feel โ Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโll feel the difference.
- ๐ All-Day Comfort โ Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- ๐บ๐ธ Trust the Source โ Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.
Fabric Breakdown
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3โ6 oz โ soft, breathable, classic fit.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Choose Your Style
Find your size and pick your color โ itโs that easy:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
When Will It Arrive?
- โ Production Time: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Delivery: 3โ7 business days.
- โก US Rush Option: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Rest of World: 1โ2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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