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Officials Shrimp Cunt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Original Design โ Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
๐ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโll craft it to order.
Why This Stands Out
- ๐จ Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh โ High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
- ๐งต Fabric That Delivers โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
- ๐ Your New Daily Driver โ Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
- ๐บ๐ธ Trust the Source โ Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.
What Itโs Made Of
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ6 oz, 100% US cotton โ light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Color & Size Guide
Find your size and pick your color โ itโs that easy:


- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Shipping Details
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We donโt offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.
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